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Beavers vs Vaginas
A thoughtful evaluation
Mar 29
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My "Hot Ones" Nightmare
When I first heard the premise – celebrities eating increasingly spicy wings – I was like, well that sure sounds fucking dumb. But now that I’ve watched…
Mar 20
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Please Don't Sexualize My Cat
The worst part about working with comedy writers on a daily basis is that everyone is always “on.” 9am to 6pm. Riffing. Riffing. Riffing. On. On. On…
Mar 1
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February 2024
My Morrissey Problem
When I've known someone for long enough, inevitably the question arises, "why do you like Morrissey so much?" Here's the thing: I don't like Morrissey…
Feb 23
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Big News at The Daily Show
Schmuck Mountaineers, Since writing you last, there’s been a very exciting change at The Daily Show that I’m sure you’ve heard about by now: there’s a…
Feb 16
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November 2023
Hello from New York's Funniest Standup
Last Saturday I was voted "NY's Funniest Stand-up" at The New York Comedy Festival. That's right. Voted. I am a democratically-elected NY's Funniest…
Nov 17, 2023
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Hello from New York's Funniest Standup
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October 2023
Happy Schmucktober.
It’s time for a spoooooky Schmuck Mountain newsletter, full of shaaAAAAaameful self-promoooOOOootion. This newsletter is sponsored by Candy Corn. Candy…
Oct 2, 2023
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Happy Schmucktober.
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September 2023
Hard Times On Schmuck Mountain
Folks: it’s with a heavy heart that I am indefinitely pausing my “Dedicate A Tree On Schmuck Mountain” program. A few weeks ago, as a way to generate…
Sep 22, 2023
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July 2023
a soaking coen
People have been asking me what it’s like on the picket line now that actors are on strike too. My answer: great! Before last week, writer pickets in…
Jul 21, 2023
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Trouble at the Bagel Place
Do you feel that tingle in the air? It’s because today is my 10 year anniversary of writing for The Daily Show. It was an exciting day (mainly for me…
Jul 15, 2023
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Your Guide to Summer In The Catskills!
Hello! If you’re reading this, please stop. It’s a holiday weekend and your family wants to spend time with you. “Mommy, please play with us! You’re…
Jul 4, 2023
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June 2023
The Fruitwastersons
Truth bomb alert: I’ve been writing comedy for a long time. I started scribbling ideas down in little notebooks back in college. I’d write furiously in…
Jun 20, 2023
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The Fruitwastersons
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