Schmuck Mountain

Antique Tuesday #5: My Senior Cat

I’d like to wish a happy birthday to my wonderful cat who just turned 12.

Nov 11 • 

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Antique Tuesday #4: It's Wednesday

In my last Substack, I announced that my YouTube special will be out November of this year.

Nov 5 • 

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October 2025

Antique Tuesday #3: Pre-Show Jitters

People ask me if I still get nervous doing stand-up.

Oct 21 • 

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It’s Antique Tuesday Again

Every Tuesday, Matt Koff sends you a strange and wonderful antique

Oct 14 • 

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It’s Antique Tuesday

Every Tuesday, Matt Koff sends you a strange and wonderful antique.

Oct 7 • 

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September 2025

We did it! Or did we?

I want to send a congratulations to my fellow free speech warriors.

Sep 23 • 

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August 2025

I’m recording a special on 9/30. These jokes didn’t make the cut.

Koff Kolony: I’m very excited to announce I’m recording my first comedy special on Tues, September 30 at The Comedy Cellar’s Village Underground…

Aug 9 • 

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May 2025

My Crunchy Spine

If you’re like me, you wake up at 3am in a cold sweat wondering: “What is Matt Koff doing with his life?

May 13 • 

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March 2025

I’m recording my first comedy special in September

Just a big, innocent hole…

Mar 31 • 

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January 2025

If You’re Reading This, You’re More Than Halfway Through Dry January

Good on ya

Jan 17 • 

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Some Thoughts From Japan

In December I took my third trip to Japan.

Jan 3 • 

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December 2024

Three Real Charities and Three Fake Ones

Happy Holidays, Schmuck Mountaineers.

Dec 27, 2024 • 

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