Schmuck Mountain

I’m recording a special on 9/30. These jokes didn’t make the cut.

Koff Kolony: I’m very excited to announce I’m recording my first comedy special on Tues, September 30 at The Comedy Cellar’s Village Underground…

Aug 9 • 

Matt Koff

May 2025

My Crunchy Spine

If you’re like me, you wake up at 3am in a cold sweat wondering: “What is Matt Koff doing with his life?

May 13 • 

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March 2025

I’m recording my first comedy special in September

Just a big, innocent hole…

Mar 31 • 

Matt Koff

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January 2025

If You’re Reading This, You’re More Than Halfway Through Dry January

Good on ya

Jan 17 • 

Matt Koff

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Some Thoughts From Japan

In December I took my third trip to Japan.

Jan 3 • 

Matt Koff

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December 2024

Three Real Charities and Three Fake Ones

Happy Holidays, Schmuck Mountaineers.

Dec 27, 2024 • 

Matt Koff

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October 2024

New Short Humor Piece + EARTH'S FUNNIEST

Hey friends,

Oct 22, 2024 • 

Matt Koff

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Me, Matt Koff, at the New York Comedy Festival

Last year, I won the title of New York’s Funniest Stand-up at New York Comedy Festival.

Oct 8, 2024 • 

Matt Koff

September 2024

March 2024

Beavers vs Vaginas

A thoughtful evaluation

Mar 29, 2024 • 

Matt Koff

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My "Hot Ones" Nightmare

When I first heard the premise – celebrities eating increasingly spicy wings – I was like, well that sure sounds fucking dumb.

Mar 20, 2024 • 

Matt Koff

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Please Don't Sexualize My Cat

The worst part about working with comedy writers on a daily basis is that everyone is always “on.”

Mar 1, 2024 • 

Matt Koff

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