“Wherever we go in the mountains, we find more than we seek. I once saw a dead body!” – John Muir “Why did you guys move to the sticks?” my mom will of…
I was not a nature-oriented kid. Everything I knew about the outdoors came from cartoons— specifically, that bears stole your “pic-a-nic” baskets, and …
Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying About My Age and Love My Popcorn Popper
“Imagination governs the world. Hey, would you mind grabbing those pickles off the top shelf for me? I’m really short.” ― Napoleon Bonaparte Lately I’v…
“Moo.” -Anon. Here’s a cow I sometimes pass on the way home. No words are ever exchanged, yet somehow I can tell it finds me annoying. ANTIQUE OF THE W…
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revisiting cabin porn now that I live in a cabin
"Animals are such agreeable friends― they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. Not even if you wear open-toed or strappy sandals without cleaning…
There’s a lot of things I miss about normal life. I miss going to the movies. I miss going bowling. I miss going to the local bookstore, finding my nex…
Do you respect wood? — Larry David Living in the country has deepened my appreciation for wood. That’s right, wood. The brown stuff. But what is wood? …
The Search for a Snow-Plow Guy
“It is health that is the real wealth, and not pieces of gold and silver, you fat materialistic fuck. Feel my abs! Seriously, feel them.” – Mahatma Gan…