Archive - Schmuck Mountain

My Crunchy Spine

If you’re like me, you wake up at 3am in a cold sweat wondering: “What is Matt Koff doing with his life?

May 13 •

March 2025

I’m recording my first comedy special in September

Just a big, innocent hole…

Mar 31 •

January 2025

If You’re Reading This, You’re More Than Halfway Through Dry January

Jan 17 •

Some Thoughts From Japan

In December I took my third trip to Japan.

Jan 3 •

December 2024

Three Real Charities and Three Fake Ones

Happy Holidays, Schmuck Mountaineers.

Dec 27, 2024 •

October 2024

New Short Humor Piece + EARTH'S FUNNIEST

Oct 22, 2024 •

Me, Matt Koff, at the New York Comedy Festival

Last year, I won the title of New York’s Funniest Stand-up at New York Comedy Festival.

Oct 8, 2024 •

September 2024

I walked into a crowded bar in upstate New York last week, determined to do something I’ve never done in upstate New York: make friends with some…

Sep 4, 2024 •

March 2024

February 2024

My Morrissey Problem

When I've known someone for long enough, inevitably the question arises, "why do you like Morrissey so much?"

Feb 23, 2024 •

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