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My Crunchy Spine
If you’re like me, you wake up at 3am in a cold sweat wondering: “What is Matt Koff doing with his life?
May 13
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March 2025
I’m recording my first comedy special in September
Just a big, innocent hole…
Mar 31
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January 2025
If You’re Reading This, You’re More Than Halfway Through Dry January
Good on ya
Jan 17
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Some Thoughts From Japan
In December I took my third trip to Japan.
Jan 3
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December 2024
Three Real Charities and Three Fake Ones
Happy Holidays, Schmuck Mountaineers.
Dec 27, 2024
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October 2024
New Short Humor Piece + EARTH'S FUNNIEST
Hey friends,
Oct 22, 2024
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New Short Humor Piece + EARTH'S FUNNIEST
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Me, Matt Koff, at the New York Comedy Festival
Last year, I won the title of New York’s Funniest Stand-up at New York Comedy Festival.
Oct 8, 2024
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September 2024
balls
I walked into a crowded bar in upstate New York last week, determined to do something I’ve never done in upstate New York: make friends with some…
Sep 4, 2024
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March 2024
Beavers vs Vaginas
A thoughtful evaluation
Mar 29, 2024
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My "Hot Ones" Nightmare
When I first heard the premise – celebrities eating increasingly spicy wings – I was like, well that sure sounds fucking dumb.
Mar 20, 2024
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Please Don't Sexualize My Cat
The worst part about working with comedy writers on a daily basis is that everyone is always “on.”
Mar 1, 2024
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February 2024
My Morrissey Problem
When I've known someone for long enough, inevitably the question arises, "why do you like Morrissey so much?"
Feb 23, 2024
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