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Happy Schmucktober.
Happy Schmucktober.
Happy Schmucktober.
It’s time for a spoooooky Schmuck Mountain newsletter, full of shaaAAAAaameful self-promoooOOOootion. This newsletter is sponsored by Candy Corn. Candy Corn: it’s the devil’s buttplug. I’m writing today to invite you, my loyal readership, to a COMEDY VARIETY SHOW