Happy Schmucktober.
It’s time for a spoooooky Schmuck Mountain newsletter, full of shaaAAAAaameful self-promoooOOOootion.
This newsletter is sponsored by Candy Corn.
Candy Corn: it’s the devil’s buttplug.
I’m writing today to invite you, my loyal readership, to a COMEDY VARIETY SHOW co-hosted by me and my pal Dina Hashem. Dina is a spunky young(ish) comic who writes at The Daily Show with me. She has an Amazon special coming out later this year. She is truly a thirtysomething wunderkind.
Many people don't know this, but Dina and I are biological siblings. It’s true. We tour the world as part of the international pop sensation, THE DEADMAN FAMILY BAND.
Tomorrow we, THE DEADMAN FAMILY BAND, perform at littlefield in Brooklyn!
We’re joined by some very special comedian guests like
Janeane Garofalo
Roy Wood Jr
Jo Firestone
& Nick Naney
We really hope you can make it! It’s going to be a “killer” show!