Beavers vs Vaginas

A thoughtful evaluation

The other day I was down by the nearby pond, watching the local beaver do some maintenance work on his dam.

And a thought popped into my head: 

“Beaver is slang for vagina. Wow.”

But why is this the case? We all have our theories, but I’d like to think it’s because both beavers and human vaginas are extremely productive. 

The question is: who is more productive, beavers or vaginas? Which has done more good for the world?

Here are some things Beavers create:

• Beaver lodges

• Beaver dams, which slow the flow of water through a stream or other body, creating a system of irrigation which prevents mass flooding

Here are some things Human Vaginas have created:

• Jeffrey Epstein

• Ghislaine Maxwell

• The guy who came up with Mint M&Ms

Beavers are the clear winners here. Sorry vaginas, you’ll get ‘em next time!